CORAL SPRINGS COPS TO GET STUN GUNS

At the last city commission meeting, the Coral Springs Police Department received $75,000 for the purchase of 102 M-26 Advanced Taser Stun Guns. The purchase will allow the weapon to be carried by all police officers in the city who will be fully trained in their use. Currently Tasers are …

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What the hell happened to all those Shark Attacks?

Have you noticed that ever since September 11th, no shark attacks have been reported in the State of Florida? What happened? Did the Sharks decide that the threat of biting someone with Anthrax was too great so they decided to go after regular fish? Rumors have it that the Coral…

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Sit back, Osama Bin Laden. Watch our News Media do it for you

The news media for the sake of selling their ‘commercial time’ are acting irresponsibly and sending everyone into a panic. For weeks now, CNN, ABC, NBC, MSNBC etc, have been broadcasting reports about the Biological and chemical Weaponry saying that this was an easy way to attack America. On September…

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Relax! Stop terrorizing yourself! The Difference between Reality and B.S.

Relax! Stop terrorizing yourself! The Difference between Reality and B.S. by Howard Melamed 10/09/2001 2nd Draft Some people that I know have just cancelled a planned trip to Italy. Others, refuse to fly. A good friend refuses to even go on a cruise ship.  Their mother called to tell them…

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Coral Springs Fire Department Relax: We got you Covered

It is extremely unlikely that Coral Springs would be a target for a Terrorist Chemical or Biological attack. We have no strategic importance and there are no federal facilities in our city. Unlikely as it may be,  the Coral Springs Fire Department is ready willing and able to take on…

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