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CORAL SPRINGS COPS TO GET STUN GUNS

At the last city commission meeting, the Coral Springs Police Department received $75,000 for the purchase of 102 M-26 Advanced Taser Stun Guns. The purchase…

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What the hell happened to all those Shark Attacks?

Have you noticed that ever since September 11th, no shark attacks have been reported in the State of Florida? What happened? Did the Sharks decide…

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Sit back, Osama Bin Laden. Watch our News Media do it for you

The news media for the sake of selling their ‘commercial time’ are acting irresponsibly and sending everyone into a panic. For weeks now, CNN, ABC,…

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Relax! Stop terrorizing yourself! The Difference between Reality and B.S.

Relax! Stop terrorizing yourself! The Difference between Reality and B.S. by Howard Melamed 10/09/2001 2nd Draft Some people that I know have just cancelled a…

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Coral Springs Fire Department Relax: We got you Covered

It is extremely unlikely that Coral Springs would be a target for a Terrorist Chemical or Biological attack. We have no strategic importance and there…

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