Weapons of Mass Hysteria Swine Flu Pandemic for Dummies

I just landed at JFK on my way to Barcelona. As I am walking towards the gate, a man in a grey suite with a nice looking tie is carrying a small briefcase. The scene would be normal if not for the white surgical mask that he is wearing. He is holding a cell phone up to his ear and he is talking normally to someone on the other end, that is no doubt equally protected because germs do not transmit over the airwaves.  Or do they?  I am sort of waiting for Joe Biden, that pool of  diarrhea-like opinions…

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